Being Hangla! Pardon the Sin of Gluttony Oh Lord.

Mail pe mail, mail pe mail, mail pe mail. Yeh nainsaafi hai Manager sahib! Alas, no heed was paid to this dhai kilo ka feminine voice. And I returned home sloshed after nine hours of Herculean task. At such points in life all you can wish for is Maa k haat ka khana. But leading…

A ‘misti’ lunch post salary day @ Sweet Bengal

“Your account XXXXXXXXX has been credited with INR XXXXX.” I jumped with joy. So did my teammates. I was the new Bakri who got her salary. This meant another free lunch for them. (Get me that person who said there are no free lunches!) Well, sacrificed I had to be. After much intense discussions, (We…

Bloody Hell! Rangoon for You.

You order a plate of tandoori chicken at a restaurant. The waiter places the plate in front of you. You go, “Wow, this looks so amazing!” One bite of that succulent looking leg piece and all your happiness washes down the drain. That is Rangoon for you. A picturesque view of the virgin state of…

To be mushy or not to be, that is the question

Roses are Red, Violets are blue. It’s a day to be mushy. Are you feeling the same too?   Disclaimer : If you are on this page, it can only mean two things 1. You are single and have nothing to do on Valentine’s day 2. You are an un-mushy lover like me. Either ways…

A new girl in the city

The waves gently kissed her feet. Again and again. The placid breeze whispered in her ears. “Come closer,” he said. Closer she went. Away from the crowd, into the sea one step at a time. The place was abuzz with hawkers screaming, children playing, families clicking groupies. But the loosely dangling headphones with a soothing…